TSA + Wad of Electronics
When I travel I tend to put all my electronic gear in one spot in my carry-on. The TSA doesn’t like this. I don’t care.
On my most recent trips involving family I had:
- Mini table computer + AC and DC power adapters + spare battery
- Fold-up portable bluetooth keyboard + spare batteries
- Camera + two camera batteries and camera battery charger
- Extra camera memory
- GPS radio + DC charger for it
- USB Cables
- USB Ethernet adapter
- Straps to secure tablet PC to seat headrest for my son to watch movies in rental car
- Plus I think a few more odds and ends
I’ve got a nice bag that holds it all in a very compact space and I put that inside a backpack with other essentials for me and the family. I remove the tablet at TSA checkpoints, but leave everything else in the compact electronics bag. This never fails to get the TSA screeners’ attention.
About 50% of the time, they pull me over to a table to do a bag screening. They always ask whats in that bag, but then never put eyes and hands on it. I guess they’re profiling me and not really worried about whats in it. It seems a little pointless in my opinion; it really wouldn’t be too hard to put a dangerous item in there masquerading as a legitimate device.
I really don’t mind the extra stop at the table. It’s a small price to pay for the convenience of having all my gadgets in one compact spot rather than scattered everywhere or in checked luggage where they might just “disappear.”
What I do mind is that the TSA screener doing the table check invariably tells me it’s not a good idea to clump all this stuff together. Apparently, they can’t see the value proposition of a passenger or two spending an extra minute or two in screening as a trade off for having convenient and organized gadget access….i.e. the ease of doing their job should trump my convenience.
I almost always stay silent and sometimes nod my head. I once tried to explain my rationale to a TSA screener. He seemed unable to act like a human being and concur and instead started in about procedures and rules and whatnot. I know he shouldn’t be winging it and potentially giving out bad advice, but c’mon, be reasonable.
What am I going to do about it? Nothing. As long as the TSA continues to be so casual in their inspection of my bags, I’ll continue to pack my goodies the way I’ve been doing so. If they ever decide to get serious about checking bag contents, I’ll concede and make it easier for them to do their search.
Having spotted him before he opened his mouth, I was already on alert. I said firmly and loudly, “No, go away!” When he replied, “huh?” I reiterated, “go away, get out of here!” He changed course about 15 feet from me and started muttering something about me being a “whacked chracka” and being nuts.
